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by wandererz » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:27 pm
Sorry people, i seem to be afflicted by gnems penchant for sudden posts.
Anyway, while i am here i would like to say that being the son of the current former and post envoys to the United Nations Council of Rationalisation of Gold Reserves (UNCRGR) -BOTH pre, current and post- worth over 400 Billion US Dollars (too many zero's to spell); i have been endowed with (please, no smiles or laughs) a rather large (no, pleeease, no), a rather large endowment of 900 million SA RAND.
However, due to the corrupt practices of the Southern African National Reserved Bank of Shlongwane i am only allowed to personally withdraw 895M SA Rand.
This is GUARANTEED by the Governor of the State Ferderal Republic Treasury of the Rainbow Nation of Southern Africa by means of a promisory bond Guaranteed by the International State Monetary Forum (ISMF) to every person of Northern Terra Nova.
The SECRET is that not everyone is aware of this - and those who are, are not bliddy bloody educated to the levels i have been. Having attended Eton, Oxford, Royal Du Pont as well as the London School of Modern Economics...
Due to the current socio-economical situation i have decided to bestow 700 million SA rand to gnem and the rest to the followers of this forum to benefit the greater good.
This (the rest, should you be so inconceivably ridiculously small-witted as to not understand the ramifications of this lacuna coil) will be left to gnem to distribute as he sees fit.
Please PM gnem to claim your share of this rather meager portion of my generosity ( i have the rest of the 400 Billion US Dollars to look forward to in my later years - yes, i know, wine many women and song).
Oh, and by the way (BTW), the conditions are as follows:
1) You need to have rather terrible english
2) You really need to be a dearly beloved of some sort - it does not matter what kind, it could be black, white, purple or whatever - gnem does not mind.
3) You really do need to pretend that you are NOT who you say you are - (sshhhhh) but it's tue!
4) It helps if you pretend you have a fake degree, or if you live in wexford or if you are hard done by - gnem likes all of you.
Please, please, please do apply soon via PM to gnem... you cannot waste this opportunity. This kind of generosity only comes by once in 56.3 years (that's my LSME degree at work there!! )